What do you call a Mat lawyer?
Matlock!

What do you call a Mat who's driving a Mercedes Benz?
Ahmat. (Chauffeur)

How do you confuse a Mat?
Put him in a circular room and ask him to relax one corner.

What do you call a Mat bungee jumping?
Mat Yo-yo

What do you call a young Mat ?
Mini Mat

What do you call a small, cheap Malay?
Econ mini mat

What is a Malay's favourite tv show?
Ali Matbeal

Where is a Malay's favourite shopping spot?
Matro

what do u call a pious malay man?
mat saleh

siapa dia anak pak husin ngok ngek kaki kontot kepala kemek?
mat tahir ( as P.Ramlee said it )

wat do u call a safe malay man?
selaMat

wat do u call a neat malay man?
se mat ( smart)

what do u call a panicky malay man?
gaMat

what do u call a thrifty malay man?
jiMat

there is a Malaysian malay movie called, perempuan melayu terakhir, cerita lelaki melayu terakhir dipanggil apa?
taMat